I just found out that I can’t fight whale sharks and now
this stupid Phorcys guy with his dumb sparkly shirt is trying to impress me
with fireworks. I just met this guy and he already annoys me. I’d rather go
fight one of those giant squid monsters in the other room. I think this guy’s
done giving his lame speech, time for me to get away from him.
Now that the man was done talking, Keto started saying
fascinating information about the monsters in the other room, like how long it
takes a giant squid to digest its food.
“Finally something entertaining.” I said, hoping she would
tell me more. She then smiled back happily and started explaining the
aggressive behavior of a telekhine I asked her if she could show me the
diagrams of the monsters hunting habitats.
Keto escorted me through a glass tube with water surrounding
it on all sides. In the water were evil hippocampi. They were black horses with
long fishlike tales and razor sharp teeth. Keto then proceeded to give me a
lecture about their habitat and how they hunt. After she was done she
immediately turned and walked through another hallway so I followed. The next
tank was bigger and had lights on every side of the tank. In the corner of the
tank there was a long serpent with red eyes swimming in circles. This beast was
at least 70 feet long and looked very
dangerous. I asked Keto how I could kill one of them but she simply laughed and
explained how only a god could kill it. She then escorted me to a long hallway
that had the sign that read EXIT at the end.
As I started to push the door open I heard a large THUD. I
was about to ask what monster it was but I saw Percy and Frank in the fish
tank. At that moment I instantly knew it was a trap. Then my goat like reflexes
kicked in and I kicked that woman right in the back of the head. She got
knocked out cold. Then I looked up and did a perfect Chuck Norris roundhouse
kick into the tank. Water rushed out of the tank like a fire hose. My hooves
had saved the day once again.
